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My Life Is Like This Big Puzzle Everyday I Found A New Piece And Gets Bigger
18 July 1987
Marilyn Monroe
"I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it."
"I'm very definitely a woman and I enjoy it. "
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."
"I'm trying to find myself as a person, sometimes that's not easy to do. Millions of people live their entire lives without finding themselves. But it is something I must do. The best way for me to find myself as a person is to prove to myself that I am an actress."
"I'm very definitely a woman and I enjoy it. "
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."
"I'm trying to find myself as a person, sometimes that's not easy to do. Millions of people live their entire lives without finding themselves. But it is something I must do. The best way for me to find myself as a person is to prove to myself that I am an actress."
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- La Mudanza de los Sentimientos
- la vida no tiene nombre
- Love in time of Colera
1 comentario:
queria dejarte este comment en "sexo" ..pero aca te lo dejo...
canta! pa k veas, k no soy solo yo.:D:D:D:D:P:P:P
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I WILL SURVIVE
Lyrics to the track “I WILL SURVIVE!”. Sing along now…
At first I was afraid,
I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches
Lord, I almost died.
But I’d spent o’ so many nights
just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on. . .
But there you are,
Another lie!
I was ready for a Big Mac
and you’ve brought me a French fry.
I should have known it was so small,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
have known there was no Anaconda
lurking in those jeans.
Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don’t you promise me 10 inches
then turn up with only 4,
Weren’t you a jerk to think I wouldn’t notice it pop out, Don’t you
know we’re only joking when we say size doesn’t count?
I will survive,
I will survive,
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life’s gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex.
I will survive,
I will survive. . hey, hey!
It took all my self control
not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener
standing small and proud.
But too bad about your ego
and to Hell with all your needs!
Now I’m saving all my lovin’
for a cordless multispeed
Go on now go,
Just make a dash,
Last time I saw a d!ck that small
I was treating nappy rash.
I should have asked for confirmation,
Should have asked for pictures, please!
Then I wouldn’t have you waving that
wee winkie thing at me.
Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don’t you bring me home no little worm,
I’ll always throw them back.
The only thing that I could do with a
d!ck as small as that,
Is to stick it with a tooth pick
And then feed it to the cat!
I will survive,
I will survive,
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life’s gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex.
I will survive,
I will survive. .hey, hey!
Go on now go,
Get out of my sight,
I’m going back to my appliance,
Cuz I know its length is right,
And if I ever see your tiny pecker peckin’ at my door, You’ll be
counting your 4 inches as you pick them off the floor.
Go on now Go!
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